Cory Lidle Politically Incorrect JOKE for Virginians watching the senatorial race.
George Allen said "you can blame the tragedy in New York with Yankees Pitcher Cory Lidle on his liberal freinds, Jim Webb, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and John Kerry.
(virginians I think might get that ...it's in every ad and was mentioned three times in the debate the other night)
Cory Lidle - Politically Incorrect Jokes
Cory Lidle won't be the spokesman for Life Comes At You Fast
Investigators ruled out suicide because it was improbable that a Yankees Pitcher could actually hit a target.
Yet another thing for Yankees to blame on A-Rod
(i did not make these up...but guilty as charged for posting them)
Investigators ruled out suicide because it was improbable that a Yankees Pitcher could actually hit a target.
Yet another thing for Yankees to blame on A-Rod
(i did not make these up...but guilty as charged for posting them)
Bush Campaign requests from who ?
"The White House claims that President Bush is getting so many requests to campaign with other Republicans that he's running out of time. Not surprisingly, the requests are all coming from Democrats." - Conan O'Brien
A spokesman for the U.S. government said that it would soon issue terror alerts on Americans' wireless phones, explaining, "It'll be easy, since we're already on the line listening in."
"springsteen for secretary of state" robin williams
A spokesman for the U.S. government said that it would soon issue terror alerts on Americans' wireless phones, explaining, "It'll be easy, since we're already on the line listening in."
"springsteen for secretary of state" robin williams
Best Bush Joke Of The Week
Week Ending 10/06/2006
David Letterman
Bob Woodward claims that the Bush administration is in a state of denial. Today the Bush administration denied it.
David Letterman
Bob Woodward claims that the Bush administration is in a state of denial. Today the Bush administration denied it.
Mark Foley Jokes
Leno on Mark Foley
Mark Foley’s attorney is now blaming Foley’s behavior on alcohol. But apparently he wasn’t too drunk to send an email
People are now wondering what to do with Foley’s seat in congress. How about they start with Lysol? Then some Bactene. After that cover it with plastic.
Conan On Mark Foley
The latest on the Washington sex scandal involving Congressman Mark Foley – according to CNN Foley’s instant messages were not only inappropriate, but also were full of typos. In Foley’s defense, he said it was hard to type with one hand.
As Always the best comes from Letterman
Mark Foley is now in rehab. He says that once he gets out he wants to turn over a new "page
Mark Foley’s attorney is now blaming Foley’s behavior on alcohol. But apparently he wasn’t too drunk to send an email
People are now wondering what to do with Foley’s seat in congress. How about they start with Lysol? Then some Bactene. After that cover it with plastic.
Conan On Mark Foley
The latest on the Washington sex scandal involving Congressman Mark Foley – according to CNN Foley’s instant messages were not only inappropriate, but also were full of typos. In Foley’s defense, he said it was hard to type with one hand.
As Always the best comes from Letterman
Mark Foley is now in rehab. He says that once he gets out he wants to turn over a new "page
ABC's of getting old
Most people are unwilling to sell their souls; but they usually aren't opposed to renting them out for an hour or two.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed
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