Signs You're Getting Too Old To Drive...
You think an SUV might be too small to be safe.
It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until
you hear a crunch.
It scares you to drive the speed limit.
The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.
You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
You use cruise control at 25 mph.
You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying
glass for the windshield.
Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
When the police pull you over, they're surprised to find
out you're sober.