Blonde with a thought - blonde jokes again

A blonde on a train was reading a newspaper article
about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did
you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"

Ch Ch Ch CH CHanges

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."