Husband and the Wife

"Did your wife have much to say when you got home last night?"
"No, but that didn't keep her from talking for two hours."
"Are you saying that your wife is outspoken?"
"Not by anyone I know of."
Being a husband is like any other job . . .
It helps a lot if you like the boss.
The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently
as he scrapes the burnt toast.

Funny Pillow Joke`

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines across the nation!

Baby Planes Joke

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines
from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats,
why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have
baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me
that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time, and
she can explain that to you."

Pirates Of The Carribean Pirates Favorite Movies

With Disney's Pirates doing boffo at the box office ..came across this list in my email.

The Favorite Movies of Pirates

Raiders of the Lost Arrrrrrk


Eyepatch Adams

Wench Kiss

The 40-Year-Old Bourbon

50 First Mates

Peggy Leg Got Married

Some Funny This & That

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

- A day without sunshine is like...night.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.