Husband and the Wife

"Did your wife have much to say when you got home last night?"
"No, but that didn't keep her from talking for two hours."
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"Are you saying that your wife is outspoken?"
"Not by anyone I know of."
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Being a husband is like any other job . . .
It helps a lot if you like the boss.
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The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently
as he scrapes the burnt toast.

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