Husband and the Wife

"Did your wife have much to say when you got home last night?"
"No, but that didn't keep her from talking for two hours."
"Are you saying that your wife is outspoken?"
"Not by anyone I know of."
Being a husband is like any other job . . .
It helps a lot if you like the boss.
The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently
as he scrapes the burnt toast.

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