"I Miss Bill" (come on this is funny!)
Republican or Democrat!!!
It doesn't matter what party you are, this is funny.
Monologue taken from a show on Canadian TV. There
was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the
closest thing we ever got to having a black man as
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3- He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor
of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists
primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to
honor Bill Clinton:! The Dodge Drafter.
The Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one.....yet."
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of
America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men:
Larry,Curly and Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear
to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes!