Funny Late Night Quotes

"They found a sunken Roman city  city off the coast of Egypt  
that is 2,000 years old. They believe is happened during the  
reign of Emperor Ray Nagin." --Jay Leno  

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"The president of Mexico , Vincente Fox has arrived in the U.S. I thought  
this was encouraging. He offered to take President Bush's  
job for $3 an hour cash." --David Letterman  

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"The Senate voted to make English the national language of  
the United States. The vote drew protests from several im-  
migrant groups and one governor of California."  
--Conan O'Brien 

1 comment:

krishna kashyap av said...

Really funny quotes..
They are very funny and hilarious..
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