Letterman, Kimmel, Conan and Paris Hilton

"In Spain this week, the annual Running of the Bulls was
held. This year, seven runners were gored by bulls. The
runners are doing fine, but the bulls can't stop laughing."
-Conan O'Brien

"Paris Hilton has a new shirt. It has a picture of herself.
That's so if she gets lost, she will remember who she is."
-Jimmy Kimmel

"It's summer time! Time to pack up the family and head out
to the water park to catch E. coli." -Dave Letterman

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