Another Funny Husband Wife Joke

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams; if you are laughing, send me your smile; if you are eating, send me a bite; if you are drinking, send me a sip; if you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband's reply:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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