Funny Virginia State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over in Richmond, Virginia for speeding. As the VA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she looked at him and said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Virginia State Police Ball." He replied without missing a beat, "Ma'am Virginia State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car and drive away.